The 10 O’Clock muffler man drove by-
he woke me from my bed and I was mad inside.
So I rolled over and you were gone
and now I’m writing this fucking song.
Don’t live in a shit town with car parades.
Don’t live in a town without any gays.
things will be alright-
as long as I get some sleep tonight.
Well the muffler man went around the block
and now his muffler is making a pop.
So I looked out my window
to look and see-
what this Muffler man got against me.