Four cups of epsom salt and my ass clean the bathtub.
I tease my baby saying
“off to salt my caramel!”
Learning to open the joint isn’t the hardest part-
gently peel rocket foil wrap from pointy end, down.
the trick,
is to insert half creme’ crayon–
up your ass past the trap door.
Or Risk
your Ring
Shooting this thing
out.
